VIDEO REVIEW: Shake Dem THANGS! Loren Calderoni

It's one thing to build a body that most would think comes out of a lab. It's another thing to actually flex it in a way that makes you go HOLY SHIT! Loren's Shake Dem THANGS video is just that...a video you have to see it to believe it and after you complete it (which will take time to...I won't elaborate any further than that) you still won't believe what the fck you watch. BTW, this is not a diss to her or the video, quite the opposite actually. Legit one of the craziest flexing videos you will ever see!

For those that follow the figure division, Loren ballooned in size from 2024 to 2025 and HerBiceps made sure to capture her in insane shape for this insane video. The video starts off with Loren in full body for a few seconds and gives a smirk that says "You have no idea what you have signed up for"...and boy was she right! She flexed her abs for a bit and then the leg flexing began and GOOD LORD...if you don't become a leg man after this video, there is something seriously wrong with you. A very good deal of abs control and SO MUCH QUAD AND GLUTE CONTROL. Quad bouncing, quad shaking, glute bouncing, glute clenching...every form of lower body muscle control you can think of and what you didn't realized even existed...it's there. And to top it all off, she is in contest shape to boot, which makes the visual all the more incredible. 

$8.80 is a steal for one of the craziest lower body centered clips you will ever see. The video is almost nine minutes, but I guarantee that you will have to pause it to give yourself a break. You're a good one if you can survive the full time without...you know. If you are a fan of intense lower body muscle and you DON'T get this clip, you're not a fan of intense lower body muscle. If you are not a fan of intense lower body muscle, I would highly suggest you give this one a clip. You will never look at lower body muscle the same again. 

Click here to purchase the video, and for more of Loren, check her out on Instagram.

VIDEO REVIEW: Military Mommy - Meet Callie Eisenhart

(All photos are from the HerBiceps website)

When I saw that Callie Eisenhart was going to have a  HerBiceps VOD, I knew I had to get it as soon as I was able to. At the time, she was competing in Wellness, but it was obvious from the first few seconds that she would not last in Wellness long. Her overall physique then was too good to just focus on lower body (for those wondering, she is moving to women's physique soon). 

This was her first VOD, so obviously this was going to be an introduction video with plenty of her speaking on her background, which she did. I found out things I never knew, like she actually TRAINED for powerlifting (never competed) for a couple of months before making the bodybuilding transition. She was also part of the military for a while, so a massive thanks to her for her service for the United States of America and serving this country proud.  She did choose Wellness, which seeing them in the video should surprise no one as her legs STAYED flexed throughout the entire video. She barely let go of the tension on them, showing crazy cuts. After speaking on her background, she did some measurements on her biceps, quads, and calves. I won't post them here as I rather you find out for yourself getting the video. Quite of bit of bicep bouncing and quad shaking in this video. You can tell she absolutely LOVE her leg muscles. Here's hoping HerBiceps will run it back one day once Callie makes the official transition to women's physique! This video is under $10 and worth every penny, IMHO. 

Click here to purchase the video, and for more on Callie, click here to view her Instagram.

VIDEO REVIEW: Modesta Halby: Muscle Queen

Modesta Halby (now Modesta Henningsen...sorry guys, she's taken) is (to me) one of the hottest women in the women's physique division. Her muscle size combined with her massive chest and feminine curves make her a must-watch for female muscle fans and her latest video on HerBiceps is no different.

Modesta is in a tight red one-piece swimsuit and she brings up the last time they shot with HerBiceps, which showed a very quick montage of her 2022 shoots before going back to talking about her currently at the time of the video. And yes, she definitely put on a good deal of muscle between shoots. As she was talking, the video showed a couple of flexes to get folks prepared for what was to come, which included a bicep flex with her massive chest flexing along with her biceps as well as her raising her calves. We go from the front to the back in pretty quick time, showing off some very tight glutes and amazing back definition while doing the traditional women's physique back double biceps pose. We transition from her upper body to her very cut quads and then back to showing off her V-taper. The first couple of minutes definitely give us a great look at her best features while doing some talking. If you love seeing muscular ladies' chest twitch during bicep flexes, Modesta is among the best to do it. And I think she KNOWS she's good at it.

After a couple of minutes, we get Modesta in full body as they get still shots of her. Modesta shows off every fiber of muscle to perfection, with pec contraction for days throughout the entire video, While I personally wish she would explore pec bouncing a bit more based off all the movement her chest did this entire video (which is over eight minutes long), I personally can't find a flaw to this video whatsoever. While she did not show abs in the video in the traditional sense, you can definitely tell they are developed through her swimsuit. 

Midway through the video, they did some measurements where Modesta measured 15-inch biceps, 24.5-inch quads, and 16.5-inch calves (all flexed). After measurements, we get a big of lower-body focused flexing, and we are back to full body posing, which includes one of the best side chest poses you will see in women's physique (again, her perky chest definitely plays a factor in that). Towards the end of the video, she flexes her chest HARD as the video focuses more upper body and back with some more tight glute action before ending it with some hard bicep flexing. 

If you are a fan of busty muscular women flexing to their limits, this is one to get. You can't get much better than this, IMHO. Again, the ONLY thing I wish there was in this video was more legit pec bouncing from Modesta but with the way this video turned out to be, I can't and won't complain. $8.50 is a steal for this kind of video (cheaper if you are a HerBiceps+ member)

Click here to purchase the video and to follow Modesta on Instagram, go here.

Finally Back...and a apology to you all

Life can really get you in a pickle sometimes. I have been busy with the social media aspect of Ultimate Hardbods that I have completely forgot about the blog part of this, and for that, I want to apologize to you all. Going forward, I will be doing my best to keep this blog going better as well as keeping the social media going as well. I will say this, Ultimate Hardbods is no longer on X/Twitter. The account is still up but due to a change in phone, I do not have access to the account info so I'm just gonna leave X/Twitter alone and focus on everything else. 

The Ultimate Hardbods social media accounts are as followed:

Facebook (Over 10,000 followers)

Instagram (nearly 5,000 followers)

Threads (Over 1,000 followers)

Discord (Over 800 members)

Thank you all for your support of Ultimate Hardbods and I will be better as content on here and all the social media accounts going forward! 

Mistie Lopez: The Muscle Barbie You NEED To Know

There are women that come out of nowhere that capture the attention of folks. One such woman that has taken social media (more specifically Instagram) by storm is Mistie Lopez. Mistie has been in the game for a while on the competition side of things since 2019, winning the NPC Steve Kuclo Classic Overall Figure title and would go on to win her pro card last year at the NPC Nationals, winning her class (Class G) in figure. She has spent 2023 putting on some serious size in hopes of doing well in the pro rankings whenever she decides to make her debut.

Definition of a Muscle Barbie
Photo credit: Mistie’s Instagram 

Despite her competing since 2019, she has not had a social media presence…until about 5 or so months ago when she joined Instagram. When I followed her, she had a little over 1,000 followers. As of this writing, she now has over 8,000 followers and will probably reach 10,000 by years end. Her popularity has skyrocketed out of nowhere thanks to her amazing size and power, love for flexing, insane strength, and commanding overall beauty. The way she loves to flex, we feel it’s only a matter of time before she joins a paysite and gets some money for her flexing. She’s got the look that can make her and female muscle paysites a lot of money.

We don’t know what the future holds for Mistie Lopez, but if her social media rise is any indication, her future is a bright one and it’s only going to get brighter. If you are into tall blonde women with massive muscles and a serious love for flexing, Mistie is the girl for you. 

2022 NPC Nationals: where she became an IFBB Pro
Photo credit: NPC News Online 

For more on Mistie, follow her on Instagram.

VIDEO REVIEW: Katelyn Winkler: Beast Mode

Photo credit: HerBiceps.com

I was gonna wait until after the holidays were over for 2023 to get this video, but I thought…hell, it’s the holiday season so I’d thought I’d treat MYSELF to something awesome, and I definitely did that with the latest video by rising superstar Katelyn Winkler. Katelyn has had quite a bit of videos on HerBiceps over the last couple of years (I got her first one Project Runway, which I’ll do a review on as well as it was a nice introduction to her).

The video does a small introduction to what she does for the video which is working out her body with some flexing in between. Very little talking in here and no background music (outside of the first few seconds) so we get her in her element. After a quick (and I mean QUICK) talk about her arm-wrestling past, we get right into her working out. She begins with a couple of chest exercises

 and poses after each workout. Her form and concentration is a big reason why she has one of the best side chest poses in the industry today. While she definitely shows off her pecs, sadly there is no pec bouncing in this video. Personally I hope there IS some in the very near future. She definitely has the muscle for it!

After briefly talking about liking to train her biceps, she goes right into a couple of bicep exercises with plenty of posing in between. Her arms get more vascular and bigger with every rep she does. After working out her biceps, she does a short posing session, showing off her biceps, triceps, pecs, and abs. Just so you know, her side chest pose is top-tier, whether women’s physique-style or bodybuilding-style. If you haven’t figured it out by now, Katelyn LOVES to flex, and she’s not shy about it whatsoever. After the quick posing session, she goes to working on her triceps and posing afterwards. She does some quad work afterwards. While I personally wished she had wore shorts because her legs are pretty good, you can still see her developed her legs are in tights. She does delt/shoulder work and some after-workout posing to end the near 10-minute video.

This is a must-get for any Katelyn Winkler fan and for anyone who’s a fan of ridiculously beautiful muscular women. This video is less than 10 dollars and to me, it’s worth it and them some. I hope Katelyn works with HerBiceps again in 2024 and I REALLY hope we get some muscle control (especially pec bouncing and bicep bouncing) from her in 2024 as well. She’s got the look to be a fan favorite for years to come.

To purchase the video, click here and for more on Katelyn, follow her on Instagram.

VIDEO REVIEW: Tanya Chartrand 2021 (FTVideo)

You're gonna want to own this if you haven't already. Trust us.
Photo credit: James Cook Studios

We have meant to have posted this review a while ago, but...life happens. Better late than never, right?! We will be doing more video reviews quite a bit in 2022 if things go well. These clip reviews will NOT be rated by a star rating. We'll just be explaining the video and telling you what we like and didn't like about it and let you decide if you want to get it for yourself.

Our first video review is the Tanya Chartrand 2021 video from FTVideo. The video runs 13 minutes and 39 seconds and not a single second is wasted. Tanya is in contest shape, so right out of the gate you know you will get her as her absoulte best as far as muscle shape, size, and condititioning goes. She gets straight into the flexing with her impressive arms, especially biceps. For the first minuite and a half, it's plenty of biceps flexing. And then she gets to her pecs and...WOW...if you are a pec bouncing fan and do NOT have this clip, I don't know what to say to you. There is a TON of pec bouncing in this clip, I would say at LEAAST close to 50% of the clip is pec bouncing. The other muscles are displayed as well throughout the video (abs, quads, glutes, hamstrings, calves) before hitting more intense pec bouncing and a most muscular to end this amazing clip.

It will take you a while to get through this video because you won't make it to the end of it...if you catch my drift (and if you do No Nut November, I'd highly suggest you wait until Wednesday to get this video...or get ready to lose.) Personally, we couldn't find anything wrong with the clip except we would have loved to see her showcase her back a bit more. But besides that...defintely worth paying $10 for it. I personally would have paid more, it's THAT good! 

Purchase the video at https://www.ftppv.com/store/tanya-chartrand-2021 and to support Tanya, visit her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/ifbb_pro_tanya.